{"id":917,"date":"2011-09-18T22:34:19","date_gmt":"2011-09-18T16:34:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/williamjcobb.com\/blog\/?p=917"},"modified":"2011-09-18T22:34:19","modified_gmt":"2011-09-18T16:34:19","slug":"australian-horror-on-netflix-the-reef-arctic-blast-and-primal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/williamjcobb.com\/blog\/index.php\/2011\/09\/18\/australian-horror-on-netflix-the-reef-arctic-blast-and-primal\/","title":{"rendered":"Australian Horror on Netflix: &quot;The Reef,&quot; &quot;Arctic Blast,&quot; and &quot;Primal&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I was at first excited by the streaming-video options of Netflix months ago, but the charm actually rather quickly wore off and I agree with some of the popular grouching about it\u2014basically that Netflix has a rather limited list of titles, even if there are zillions of them. I find myself searching around for something weird and offbeat, and lately all those titles have been Austrialian horror\/scifi movies. They&#8217;re surprisingly better than our similar B-movie offerings, the kind you can often find on the SyFy channel or Chiller: the Australian ones tend to have better acting and plots. They seem to take their cheese more seriously, and it pays off.<br \/>\nThe last film I watched in this category was <em>Arctic Blast<\/em>, which should really be called <em>Ozone Blast<\/em>. The best part: when hundreds\/thousands of people get flash-frozen because a dangerous hole in the ozone layer lets in some cold air (&#8220;Close that ozone hole, why don&#8217;tcha?&#8221;), the hero (a climate scientist) shrugs and says, &#8220;We did it to ourselves. We&#8217;ve polluted the planet.&#8221; (Or something like that.) He&#8217;s unflappable to the nth degree. They should have had this tag line for the movie poster: <em>Arctic Blast<\/em>\u2014&#8221;It&#8217;s an eco-thriller\u00a0<em>The Fog<\/em> without dead pirates!&#8221;<br \/>\n<em>Primal<\/em> is even more fun, for what happens to the sexed-up cutie on a camping trip. You can always tell who&#8217;s going to get eaten\/stabbed\/hacked\/infected first in a horror film\u2014the horniest one. But as this girl morphs into a snarling zombie\/monster, her boyfriend doesn&#8217;t want to hurt her. &#8220;But she&#8217;s my girlfriend!&#8221; he cries (or something like that: I mean, I wasn&#8217;t taking notes), after she&#8217;s just eaten another person on their camping trip. (Her version of &#8220;glorp.&#8221;)<br \/>\nAnd the seriously good one of this trio is<em> The Reef<\/em>, which is like <em>Open Water<\/em> only better. It should really be called <em>The Swim<\/em>, but why quibble. Some holiday yuppies go for a boat ride, it hits a reef and capsizes, then several of them swim for an island far, far away. Guess what? A shark follows, picking off the slowest ones. The end is quite good. Like <em>Arctic Blast<\/em>, it also features a seriously stoic hero. That must be an Australian thing.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/williamjcobb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/The-reef-poster-2010jpg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-918\" title=\"The-reef-poster-2010jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/williamjcobb.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/09\/The-reef-poster-2010jpg-210x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"210\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was at first excited by the streaming-video options of Netflix months ago, but the charm actually rather quickly wore off and I agree with some of the popular grouching about it\u2014basically that Netflix has a rather limited list &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/williamjcobb.com\/blog\/index.php\/2011\/09\/18\/australian-horror-on-netflix-the-reef-arctic-blast-and-primal\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/williamjcobb.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/williamjcobb.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/williamjcobb.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/williamjcobb.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/williamjcobb.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=917"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/williamjcobb.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/917\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/williamjcobb.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/williamjcobb.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/williamjcobb.com\/blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}