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These two happened to be the films I saw this weekend: <em>The Muppets Movie<\/em> at a local cineplex, where the real fun of the (silly, sweet) movie experience was watching how totally engrossed my daughter was in it, and later seeing <em>The Human Centipede<\/em> on Netflix. One of my students recommended it, which should have been a warning. And I actually really knew nothing about it, except that it&#8217;s a &#8220;cult&#8221; film, which often means a good thing: <em>Dead Man<\/em> and <em>The Big Lebowski<\/em> are both considered cult films, and both are great. <em>The Human Centipede<\/em>? Seriously disgusting, odd, disturbing, awful, and so over-the-top it makes one shake one&#8217;s head and say, as Hank Hill often says in <em>King of the Hill<\/em>, &#8220;That ain&#8217;t right.&#8221; My students have since informed me there&#8217;s a sequel, and plans for another. If it&#8217;s any indication of my &#8220;rating,&#8221; I won&#8217;t watch the sequel. 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