On Chuck Closterman's Zombie Analogy and Stephen Graham Jones's "The Ones That Got Away"

It seems everyone is trying to deconstruct and decode the recent zombie craze, including Gail Collins in the NY Times, who wrote a funny piece about the zombie Congress, and this morning Chuck Closterman has a good(ish) piece in the NY Times describing how modern life is like a zombie attack (failing to mention dinner parties, I might add):

In the interest of “transparency” (and so Julian Assange doesn’t rat me out) I should declare that I’m not a fan of zombie movies, stories, or the “zombie mythos,” as one of my students recently put it. It all seems pretty dumb to me, frankly. As do vampires. Too one note. I live in Pennsylvania at least half my life, which is the setting for the original Night of the Living Dead and some of the subsequent sequels, so maybe it seems too close to home. I once told a class at Penn State that Night of the Living Dead was filmed here, and proposed that we should emblazon our license plates with the legend State of the Living Dead. (They frowned and didn’t think it was funny.) But the best writers can always put a new spin on any idea/metaphor: Stephen Graham Jones has a new book of horror fiction out, titled The Ones That Got Away, and it includes his killer story “Monsters,” which is (somewhat of) a zombie story, and puts a coming-of-age spin on it: troubled teen meets girl and has incipient romance, only to be undone by the undead. It’s a great example of genre mixing, a way to reenergize the undead. Or we can just eat their brains. And start saying, “You know, maybe the Republicans are right.”

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On the New Yorker's "20 Under 40" Anthology: Attack of the Dinner Party Zombies!

So I’ve been swamped with work the last few days, not to mention trying to decide what Christmas presents to give family members who fall into the Seriously Irritating category (Ah, festive cheer!), but I have managed to review The New Yorker‘s new anthology, 20 Under 40, which is billed, partly, as The Future of American Fiction. (Here let Santa say, “Oy.”) Many of the stories were quite good, and I’ll gladly single out Chris Adrian’s “The Warm Fuzzies” and Joshua Ferris’s “The Pilot” as two of my favorites. Too many of them seemed reminiscent of that blast from the past, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. Oh, the horror of a dinner party gone wrong! Oh, the agony of our child getting rejected by the tony preschool! Where is Robin Leach when you need him? Nicole Krauss takes the cake when describing a successful writer (not her, no, seriously) who walks around the Village looking in bookstores to see if they’re stocking copies of her book and displaying them sufficiently to contribute to her self-esteem.
This other little tidbit caught my eye, on MSNBC: Those dastardly dastards at Wikileaks have now promised we’re going to get the dirt on UFOs in diplomatic cables:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40491489/ns/us_news-wikileaks_in_security/
I can’t wait. Seriously. I’ll probably have a dinner party to celebrate.

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A Reason for Holiday Glee: Coen Brothers' "True Grit" to Open December 22nd

So the filmmakers who are putting pretty much everyone else to shame have a Christmas present (and they’re Jewish, to boot) for the world, their adaptation of True Grit, starring Jeff Bridges stepping into John Wayne’s boots. Here’s the official website, which includes some killer trailers: http://www.truegritmovie.com/
I’m old enough to have seen the 1969 original, which garnered an Oscar for John Wayne, although it was comically bad in parts, mainly for having Kim Darby and Glen Campbell in key roles. I remember a goofy scene in a rattlesnake pit. Whatever the original was, the Coens are going to blow it out of the water, and probably most every other film of 2010, considering the rather weak year it has been, mainly one anonymous romantic blahmedy after another. All is not lost. If I can swing it, I’m seeing this one in Colorado, on a snowy night.

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Oil Reserves Drop by 90% and Electric Cars Throb: Is That Peak Oil or Are You Just Glad to See Me?

I’m a fan of the concept of Peak Oil, even if I don’t know how valid the actuality of it is: In a nutshell, it makes sense to me that oil will eventually reach it’s peak, that is, the halfway point of production, and after that, we had better start coming up with an alternative energy source for the future, the sooner the better. But here’s the rub: Peak Oil experts/prognosticators assert we are at that point now, or very soon will be, and others say it’s all a bunch of hooey.  The Peak Oil skeptics are largely Supply Side oil industry spokespeople or their pundits, who argue, in effect, “There’s no problem, and if there is, we’ll fix it.” When oil reached $4/gallon briefly, that fateful summer of 2007 before economic meltdown (and almost no one mentions how those two events were in lockstep), Peak Oil types had a convenient gas pump price to point to, and after the meltdown, so went the price of oil. Since then the Peak Oil argument has been largely silent. But like climate change, it still looms, and here’s an interesting little ditty I noticed in the small news print of our major webnews:

Alaska's untapped oil reserves estimate lowered 90 percent


Essentially Alaskan oil reserves were just dropped by 9-10 billion barrels. This kind of fuzzy oil industry figuring (how high it was calculated to begin with) is just the kind of mis- or disinformation that warps our belief in the continuity of our energy future. Most oil-producing nations announce their own figure for oil reserves, and the more you can plausibly say you have, the more you can pump, and the more you can sell, the more money you make in the short term. In the long term, it will probably all be used, and the oil fields will be drained: Alaska is a good example. It’s one of the last great Supergiant fields discovered and utilized, only coming to fruition in the 1980s, and it’s already in steep decline.
The other recent development I’ve noticed is the reality of electric cars. They’re about to go on sale, and soon we’ll all be able to own one, with the Chevy Volt and the Nissan Leaf giving the Toyota Prius (a hybrid) a run for the money of market share. But electric cars only make sense for climate change enthusiasts (a small number, that, and with the caveat that only if the electricity is generated by some cleaner method than coal) and those who are trying to avoid high gas prices. My guess is that the auto companies now see something on the horizon that most of us are neglecting: Once the world economies wake up from their doldrums, the price of oil/gas will shoot up quite high. Will that vindicate the Peak Oil people? I still don’t know. But it’s another near-future issue that, like the mortgage crisis and downfall, is being ignored by our (fearful, greedy, corrupt) leaders.
The biggest myth in America is that of the Wise Business Leader. “Trust the market. They’ll save us. Business can fix the problem. Give it freedom, and the wise CEOs will do the smart thing.” It’s absolutely false. The leaders of various financial industries buried the country in the real estate boom/bust, all for short-term gain. It will happen again. A leading oil industry group predicted, back in the early 2000s, that the end of cheap oil would be 2010.
The next year or two will be interesting, to say the least.

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New Harry Potter Film Promises to Change Your Life

This week Jon (Sometimes Funny) Stewart had an amusing riff on the Palin brats in the news, dancing and otherwise, and mocked putting a gun in his mouth to end it all due to the absurdity of attention to such cultural muck as Dancing With the Stars. In the same vein, it boggles my mind that Harry Potter drivel gets coddled as much as it does, and here’s an example, a quote from film critic A.O. Scott in the NY Times, which I’m amazed he can write this stuff with a straight face:
“In this chapter their adventures have an especially somber and scary coloration, as the three friends are cast out from the protective cocoon of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry into a bleak, perilous grown-up world that tests the independence they have struggled to obtain under the not-always-benevolent eyes of their teachers. Childish things have been put away — this time there is no quidditch, no school uniforms, no schoolboy crushes or classroom pranks — and adult supervision has all but vanished. Albus Dumbledore is dead, and though Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane) and Alastor Mad-Eye Moody (Brendan Gleeson) offer some assistance early on, Harry and his companions must rely on the kindness of house elves, on their own newly mastered wizarding skills and, above all, on one another.”
He later goes on to compare the plot hijinks to that shining beacon of blather, Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code, a halfbaked mystery within a thoroughly idiotic enigma, which made about as much sense as Sarah Palin’s foreign policy. I’ve actually tried to watch the film version several times, and can never make it through. I keep waiting for the moment to realize why sane people would find this at all interesting, much less to make Brown one of the highest paid writers of all time. Like the popularity of those hideous Jersey Shore mutants, it just goes to show there’s no logic to human behavior, none.

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The People Smarter Than Voters? Obama's Approval Rating at 63%, With a Dig at Spineless Turncoats on the Comedy Channel

After all the mainstream blather about the recent midterm elections being a repudiation (as opposed to ‘refudiation,’ which is what Sarah Palin does every time she opens her mama-grizzly mouth) of Obama and his policies, this little gem today makes you scratch your head in wonder: Obama’s approval rating is 63% in the poll of polls.

Poll: More than six in ten give President Obama thumbs up


One thing it reminds me of: in Clinton’s dog days of impeachment, polls generally gave him approval ratings in the high sixty percentile area, all the while the Republican hypocrites spent $50 million plus of our money to prove he had sex with an intern. (He did. They were jealous.)
Considering the no-balls media stooge Jon Stewart has had a long conga line of Republican stalwarts on his show recently, including Eric Cantor and Newt Gingrich, perhaps he should invite Sarah Palin to kick off her presidential campaign run on air, so Stewart, the spineless turncoat, can giggle and feel superior.

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The Coral Is Dying and Don't Let Anyone Say "No One Saw It Coming": With a Nod to Warren Brussee's "The Second Great Depression"

One of the convenient lies about the financial crisis is the oft-stated excuse, “No one saw it coming,” usually referring to the real estate bust that triggered the credit crunch that ate the mouse that scurried away from the house foreclosure that led to the Great Recession. It’s all bullshit. Back in 2006 I read Warren Brussee’s  The Second Great Depression: 2007-2017 (2005), which basically made the argument that the world’s debt was going to kill the global economies for a decade or so, until we get our financial ducks in a row. It’s a fairly one-dimensional argument, and I thought the book was only so-so, though convincing enough.
Cut to 2010, no progress in any significant climate change policy. In today’s Scientific American there’s a piece about the rapid die-off of coral in the Caribbean. http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=caribbean-coral-die-off
In the not-too-distant future, the mainstream idiots surely won’t be able to claim, “No one saw it coming,” will they? You never know. George W. is back in the news and history is quickly being rewritten.

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The Seas Are Rising, and the Tea Party Fiddles While Rome Burns

Although I realize I’m preaching to the choir in this venue, most likely read by like-minded souls whose intelligence understands that science should be taken seriously beyond the gadgets/consumer products one can purchase (I’ve noticed that right-wing types don’t “doubt” the viability of their cellphones or HDTVs, only the things that take some greater imagination to digest), the latest midterm elections and the triumph of the idiocracy has me feeling rather gloomy for our future. Here’s a couple ‘graphs from a good piece in today’s NY Times about melting glaciers/icepacks, at this url:

“Such doubts have been a major factor in the American political debate over global warming, stalling efforts by Democrats and the Obama administration to pass legislation that would curb emissions of heat-trapping gases. Similar legislative efforts are likely to receive even less support in the new Congress, with many newly elected legislators openly skeptical about climate change.
A large majority of climate scientists argue that heat-trapping gases are almost certainly playing a role in what is happening to the world’s land ice. They add that the lack of policies to limit emissions is raising the risk that the ice will go into an irreversible decline before this century is out, a development that would eventually make a three-foot rise in the sea look trivial.”
“As a scientist, you have to stick to what you know and what the evidence suggests,” said Gordon Hamilton, one of the researchers in the helicopter. “But the things I’ve seen in Greenland in the last five years are alarming. We see these ice sheets changing literally overnight.”
Now consider some recent scenarios from the midterm elections: Republicans bragged about how they discount climate change theories, usually with the caveat that “we don’t know” that the climate change, if it’s happening at all, is human-driven. The Tea Party agenda flatly denies the need for rapid movement on climate change. Often the argument is something to the effect of “It will cost too much. It will cost jobs! It will raise taxes!” All of which is to argue for a “business as usual” approach, which many climate change scientists (and writers) argue is the worst thing we could be doing right now. Which is what we are. Obama’s administration is failing in this respect, but I won’t go brain-dead (or giggling like a nitwit, ala Jon Stewart) and blame Obama alone: To effect any change he must have the cooperation of many legislators and bureaucrats, not to mention business interests who, by lobbying vigorously, with millions of dollars, can also effectively stymie any progress or change. “Major elements of the administration’s program won support from both parties on Capitol Hill and were signed into law recently, but amid a larger budget impasse, Congress has not allocated the money President Obama requested.”
So right now, we’re failing. Not for the weaknesses of one man, but for the weaknesses of our entire government/business community.
Where’s the hope? I don’t know. But our idiocracy is failing us now, when we most need it to make sound, forward-thinking decisions. Maybe I’m just pessimistic this morning. Maybe I should read another Harry Potter book and chill. Or watch Avatar again and imagine myself as a big blue person riding a pterodactyl wannabe.

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"Avatar" as Metaphor for the Fantasy Craze

So a year ago it seemed every acquaintance I bumped into asked the same thing, “Have you seen Avatar yet?” With chagrin I’d admit that, no, actually I had not, any minute now though, I can’t wait. They would frown. “You have to see it! It’s, like, the best movie ever! And go soon! You have to see it in 3D! It will change your life!” Whenever I hear that a movie will change my life, I cringe slightly. I know right away that it has an uplifting message. Something spiritual, even. Watch the antihero groan and rub his eyes. “O Good Lord. Just what I need.”
Fade to black. The screen opens on an lovely autumn day, the legend says, “November 2010, Pennsylvania.” A man watches a silly movie about alien planets and evil capitalist corporate villains and aboriginal aliens.  (The Nav’i! Like Native Americans, only blue. And taller!) Am I changed? Am I changing?
Well, not exactly. (“But you didn’t see it in 3D!”)  Avatar does seem a handy metaphor for the 21st century fantasy craze. Not that fantasy hasn’t always been popular, but it does seem (at least slightly, if only for the media frenzy) more popular than ever, what with the Harry Potter hoopla and all the Potter wannabes and couldhaves and shouldhaves. (“Skyline” looks cool to me. Badass aliens breathing down our necks, with big ships. Leslie Kean is right! Invasion is imminent!)
The metaphor: the crippled marine who gets (somehow quite improbably) inserted into a healthy Nav’i body and frolics on Pandora in tall, slender form is like all the (somewhat lumpy, god bless ’em) readers/viewers (see U.S. population soars to 42% obesity rate) who glory in imaginary, fantastic worlds, or play video games and become their own avatar of themselves, only in virtual splendor. Help me, Will: “O wonder!/How many goodly creatures are there here!/How beauteous mankind is! O brave new world! That has such people in it!”

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On the Coen Brothers' "A Serious Man": A Guest Blogger Takes on the Critics of the Coen Brothers' Little (Misunderstood) Masterpiece

So it’s no secret I’m a serious fan of the Coen Brother’s latest film, A Serious Man, which I’ll call a Little Masterpiece. (Why “little”? It doesn’t have the epic sweep of, say, Doctor Zhivago, but then again, it’s not long and tedious, either. It does have some snowy scenes in Russia, just no Omar Sharif and Julie Christie canoodling in the snowy house.) Judging from the bad reviews it received, it’s also certainly misunderstood by many—though I’ll note it was a finalist for Best Picture. Guest blogger Elizabeth May takes on the critics, and they lose:
Coen Brothers’ A Serious Man Not Taken Seriously Enough
After analyzing The New Yorker’s and The New York Times’ reviews of A Serious Man, for a unit I taught on film reviewing, I was disappointed and disheartened by David Denby’s and A.O. Scott’s analysis or should I say, lack of analysis. David Denby says the film is “in their bleak, black, belittling mode, and it’s hell to sit through” while A.O. Scott reviews the film from a narrow, religious lens, missing universal themes of the human condition. He claims, “When we first meet Larry, in the spring of 1967, his tenure case is pending, his son’s bar mitzvah is approaching, and, a lot of bad stuff is about to happen, for no apparent reason.” I quibble with his judgment that bad stuff happens in the film “for no apparent reason.” The following kibitzes that just as  “actions have consequences” in this film, details have reason.
The puzzles the film poses haunt me like the bad mojo that follows Larry Gopnik around in the film, and among friends, colleagues, and students I have been unable to stop jabbering about the details, symbols, and significances in the underrated A Serious Man. Exactly what details I’m disappointed were left out of such high-brow reviews include, the relevancy of the Yiddish-folktale prologue and the metaphysical symbolism of the Mentaculus, the Uncertainty Principle, and Schrodinger’s Paradox on the plot-line of the film.
In comments about the allegorical prologue, both reviewers mention the uncertainty of an authentic dybbuk but don’t offer any explanation of possible answers. And while I wouldn’t dare draw absolute conclusions concerning director-intentions, my students discussed the prologue as a puzzle for the viewer to unravel through the details in the film. With such bad luck showered on Larry, we determined the husband in the prologue was correct in thinking Treitle Groshkover wasn’t a dybbuk and they were in fact “cursed.” This point of view, we argued, isn’t exclusive if you question who is cursed in the film and what is considered bad luck.  After all, Sy Abelman is the character who died, and Oy, did he have it coming.
After first viewing A Serious Man, I compared the film to Vladimir Nabokov’s famous short story “Signs and Symbols,” in which literary critics have argued against the details being inconsequential to understanding the ending. By considering the tone of Nabokov’s details, it is argued a reader should understand the relevance  “zero” and “crab apple” have on the story’s dark ending. Similarly, I concluded the Brothers Coen wanted their audience to “do the math”; add up the signs and symbols to answer questions concerning the film’s ambiguities, greater meanings and significances.
Furthermore, the mathematical theorems in the film were the clues by which my students deduced the meaning of certain character decisions. For example, when Larry explains the uncertainty principle to his students in a dream, he says even though nothing can be explained, they will be held accountable for it on their exam. The principle holds for Larry as well. Even though he can’t explain the circumstances of his life or find answers to what it all means, the film articulates specific ways in which he is held accountable for his decisions and actions or inaction. The most glaring example being the moment when he changes Clive’s grade to a passing grade and then suffers the consequences of an ill-fated phone call. Other examples include the ease with which he is taken advantage of by his kids, wife, brother, and Sy Abelman.
While some viewers were disappointed with the “open ending,” we argued there might be clues and metaphors to explain the possibilities. Firstly, we felt the philosophy of the Uncertainty Principle, was metaphorical of the question whether or not the tornado would hit and that the ending could be justified in this light. However, if you viewed the ending from a signs-and-symbols approach and considered that “actions have consequences” the editing of the film’s conclusion, switching from Larry changing Clive’s grade to David deciding whether or not to pay off his pot debt, seems to imply a correlation between their actions or inaction. Directly after Larry gives Clive a passing grade, he receives an unlucky phone call from his doctor delivering what is ambiguous but obviously, bad news. If we are supposed to parallel this action and consequence with David hesitating to give the twenty bucks to Mike Fagle, we might conclude if he doesn’t pay the money he’ll suffer the consequences of the tornado.
One student argued the film was about kharma and I enjoyed this term being applied to a film dealing with Jewish culture. Students understood a certain give and take, yen and yang, good and evil struggle for balance running through the film. Uncle Arthur’s Mentaculus  symbolized this balance when considering it’s relationship to Schrodinger’s Paradox and the Uncertainty Principle. The Mentaculus extrapolates probability theorems while Schrodinger’s Paradox and the Uncertainty Principle are ambiguous. Furthermore this represents a paradox of characterization between Larry and his brother Arthur. While Larry is focused on uncertainty; Larry is focused on probable answers. As if one holds the answer for the other and if only they could combine their brains, they might solve the riddles of their lives.
Furthermore, themes and refrains in the dialogue such as, “I didn’t do anything” correlate with specific moments in the film. When Larry Gopnik declares to Clive, “In this office, actions have consequences,” the lesson applies to Larry as well. Interpreting the ways in which Larry’s character is taken advantage of throughout the rest of the film suggests that even inaction—not doing anything—results in “consequences,” such as being taken advantage of by characters like Sy Abelman.
In the end, I believe Rabbi Scott embodies the right perspective in this bit of wisdom he offers to Larry,  “Look at the parking lot, Larry.”  I’ve adopted these words as my new mantra and the possibility lurking in that gray concrete expanse conveys worlds to me. “Just look at that parking lot.”

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