On Heidi Cullen's "The Weather of the Future": Forecast for 2050: Your car just melted and your hair is on fire.

Heidi Cullen, a climatologist perhaps most famous for being The Brainy One on The Weather Channel (as opposed to, say, Stephanie Abrams, The Smiling Babe), has a new book out titled The Weather of the Future: Heat Waves, Extreme Storms, and Other Scenes from a Climate-Changed Planet. I’m a diehard veteran of the Climate Change debate, and have read over a dozen books on the subject: Cullen’s is a good addition, focused mainly on the science of climate models. She argues forcibly that like weather forecasting, which has improved greatly in the last century, climate models have improved enormously in the last two decades, and they agree on the overall shape (or temp) of the future: It will be hot. Miserable hot. Drought hot. Hot with crazy storms. Here’s a quote:
“Ice cores collected form Antarctica and Greenland can be used to reconstruct climate hundreds of thousands of years ago, showing that the preindustrial amount f CO2—the level from A.D. 1000 to 1750—in the atmosphere was about 280 ppm, about 105 ppm below today’s value. The record indicates that the concentration of CO2 has increased about 36 percent in the last 150 years, with about half of that increase happening in the last three decades. In fact, the CO2 concentration is now higher than any seen in at least the past 800,000 years—and probably many millions of years before the earliest ice core measurement” (29-30).
Cullen makes an interesting, and ballsy, rhetorical move in the second half of the book: She includes forecasts for years such as Jan 2027 or August 2050. It’s threatening, scary material. And it goes against the grain of the “Oh, don’t worry,” mentality that seems, at the moment, pervasive.

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"When Americans Believe in God, God Will Bless America"

From Huber Heights, Ohio: Today I passed a billboard on I-70 (in Indiana, I think it was) that read
WHEN AMERICANS BELIEVE IN GOD, GOD WILL BLESS AMERICA.
On the surface that’s innocuous, right? We all want God to bless America, right? But there’s a threat implied, I think. That sinners are running the country. That we’ve strayed from the path of righteousness.
Myself, I think it’s a little scary, the way the wind is blowing, based on billboards across the Heartland.

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Culture Wars in the Heartland: Guntoters Against Socialism, Or George Saunders Was Right

Live from St. Louis, Missouri: So I’m travelling across Kansas (after a night in Hays, Kansas, at the Candlewood Suites, which should be renamed the Candlewood Sucks) and pass a billboard proclaiming, “Obama Is a Fraud: Demand Resignation Now!” The next billboard was, “Say No to Socialism!” I’ve been noticing more of these lately, often crudely hand-painted (and misspelled) jeremiads against Socialism, Bailouts, and assorted sins of our President’s policies. In Colorado I was in a second-hand shop talking to the nice shop owner, only to notice she had Glenn Beck on her TV. I’m not pretending a thorough study here, but it seems to me the Culture Wars are heating up in the Heartland.
All summer long the guntoters were actively shooting on our mountaintop in Colorado. One of my neighbors (I have many of them that are good friends; these aren’t in that category) was out “target practicing” in the middle of the day, loud gunshots resounding over our hills, and another neighbor of mine went to investigate: Turns out the guntoters had seen a bear in their yard and were “target practicing” to defend themselves from said bear. (One thing I said: If you have to shoot a bear because it’s trouble, it should be close enough that only a blind person would need “target practice” to hit it.) We had another neighbor shooting his pistol in his front yard, right off our main road, and I walked over their and confronted him. He said he was “sighting his pistol,” shooting it downhill toward a road and houses, the genius. There were too many shooters to name them all, but once it was after 11 pm, which made me wonder if they were shooting each other.
I’ve read quite a bit of Tea Party nonsense, and I think some of that ‘movement’ is exaggerated, but it’s hard to ignore an uptick in RightWing Anger. George Saunders, author of CivilWarLand in Bad Decline, Pastoralia, The Brief & Frightening Reign of Phil, and The Braindead Megaphone (among others), argues, with great wit, against the likes of Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, and Glenn Beck, with his Braindead Megaphone idea: Basically that RightWing forces are shouting across our country and stifling intelligent debate about the issues, often in league with big money interests who profit from misguided and counterproductive policies, like the lack of any coherent plan to address climate change, which ultimately is against the (shortsighted) interests of Big Oil.
George is a great guy, great storyteller, and a kind person. He visited our campus (Penn State) last March and gave a knockout reading of “Sea Oak,” one of his classic stories in Pastoralia. Perhaps one of his most impressive feats was to live in a tent city in California for 10 days. He wrote a piece for it for Harper’s magazine. He mentioned that he had a plan to expand it into a full-length book. I thought of him in Hays, Kansas, as I noticed a number of homeless people wandering around the interstate access roads, a surprising sight in the middle of the heartland, far from the disenfranchised crowds you see in major cities. Somehow those homeless seem part of the Culture Wars (like illegal immigrants, they’re “undesirables” that the guntoters are target practicing for), the grimy troops of the battles.

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Andrew Ross Sorkin's "Too Big To Fail" = Too Big To Read?

All summer I’ve been trying to get through Andrew Ross Sorkin’s terrific book about the financial meltdown (or as I like to call it, The Big Fall) of 2007-8, Too Big To Fail, and I think I’m going to have to give up. This is a failing on my part, too much to read and not enough time. He’s awfully detailed, and provides great background on financial heavyweights like Tim Geithner, Hank Paulson, and many others. Warren Buffet has an early cameo in the story that reinforces my (and most others’) idea of him as a financial guru worth his reputation, when he’s called in to analyze one of the big failing investment firms (either Bear Stearns or Lehman Bros., I forget) and confesses he can’t figure out anything from their suspicious accounts. Sorkin describes one banker getting a call at dinner, in which he’s asked if he can make a THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR loan. I want to finish this one, and I’ll try. But for now it’s in a stack of wannareads. Is that a new word? Should I send it to the Urban Dictionary?

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Tea Party Politics at a Colorado Landfill

So this morning I load up a trailer and head to the Custer County landfill (how backwoods folk in the West dispose of their trash) and the laconic landfill dude notices my Obama-Biden sticker on the back of the car and says, “Well it’s going to cost you $300 for that Obama sticker.” He isn’t smiling. I try to laugh it off and counter, “Oh, yeah? I thought I’d get the 50% Obama voter discount.” Landfill dude and his sidekick (if they had a TV detective show it would be titled Bald & Grizzled) are not amused. They launch into a Tea Party argument with more passion than I want to deal with, lugging a load of trash at 10 o’clock in the a.m. Grizzled says, “I don’t care what kind of minority runs the country, I just want one who knows what the hell he’s doin’.” (True quote.) He mentions minority in his first comment about Obama, trying to show how open-minded and all he is. Bald says, “That’ll be $18.” I grin and say, “Well with that 50% discount, I guess it’s nine then.”
He shakes his head like I’m skating on thin ice. The Gail Collins op-ed in today’s NY  Times has some good examples of nutty “I’m mad as hell and not going to take it anymore” Tea Party behavior.
Grizzled and Bald have replaced my favorite landfill dude, with whom I used to argue Global Warming. His basic take on the subject was, “Those scientists don’t know a thing.” But we had some good discussions, although neither of us would budge. For perspective, he would admit that the Wet Mountain Valley was regularly covered in snow November to April; now, that’s a rarity. I live below an abandoned (defunct is perhaps the best word) ski resort, which flourished in the 1980s. It has now become a Christian resort. One that features sharp-shooting on the weekends. (Prompting me to wonder, “What would Jesus shoot?”) Kind of creepy, when the Christian out-of-towners on the hillside above you are shooting guns all afternoon.
A recent piece on Global Warming, which too many have conveniently decided is a myth, in MSNBC, headline of “Latest Decade Warmest on Record”: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/38454658/ns/us_news-environment/

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Review of Rick Moody's "The Four Fingers of Death"

Here’s a url to my review of Rick Moody’s new novel, The Four Fingers of Death, which appears in today’s Dallas Morning News. TFFOD is awfully long, but I was sucked into the vortex of the middle of the book, most of which is set on a comical mission to Mars. I liked how the astronauts seemed totally unfit for space travel. It’s like Kubrick’s 2001 done by The Daily Show writers.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/ent/books/stories/DN-bk_moody_0801gd.ART.State.Bulldog.356ccc0.html

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Kent Haruf, One of Our Finest Writers, Close to Completing a New Novel

So I’m loathe to do any literary name-dropping but in this case I think it’s worthy: Yesterday I had lunch with Kent Haruf, author of Plainsong (1999, a finalist for and should have won the National Book Award), and Eventide (2004, for my money even better than Plainsong, both knockouts), among others. He’s a great guy, soft spoken, modest, and self-effacing. Which is all important because I rank him as one of our best contemporary fiction writers, up there with Cormac McCarthy, and it’s a pleasure to meet a major writer who is not a stuffy egomaniac. He lives near Salida, Colorado, and we talked about living in the mountains, our shared annoyance of ATV riders. He said he’s close to being done with a new novel, and I would bet it will be good, too.

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Rare Photos of Famous People

A friend of mine sent me this link (Thanks, Paul!), and I thought it was pretty cool, so I’m sending it along:
http://www.cracktwo.com/2010/01/rare-photos-of-famous-people-125-pics.html
I don’t know anything about the site, but the Dylan/Sonny & Cher pic is worth it, plus the Alfred Hitchcock and his kids. I tried to add one jpeg here but it didn’t work, must be protected. So go take a look.

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117 Degrees in Phoenix

In the parking lot of my local supermarket, I overheard a woman talking on her cellphone, saying, “It was 117 degrees when we left Phoenix!” (It was, by the way, around 75 here in Custer County where we were, and she was talking about how they had headed to the mountains to get away from the heat.) I mentioned this to another friend at a party last night, and she said she’d been in Phoenix when it was 120. That’s downright freaky. How hot is too hot? The Big Economic Fall has distracted us from global warming, as has the BP Oil Spill and Mel Gibson’s rants and Sarah Palin’s braindead megaphone and assorted short-term distractions. Here’s a good piece about the state of global warming in the Scientific American:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=average-global-temperature-rise-creates-new-normal

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NY Times Review of "Life During Wartime"

Sounds good to me: http://movies.nytimes.com/2010/07/23/movies/23life.html?hpw=&pagewanted=2

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