On Heather Sellers' "You Don't Look Like Anyone I Know," Ken Kesey, & Those Amazing Miners

First off, on this day of all happy days, how can you not be thrilled and chilled by the rescue of the Chilean miners. Like everybody else, I watched on TV and on websites. I was even made proud to hear that a Berlin, Pennsylvania-based company built the drill bore device that drilled the 2,000 plus foot hole. It’s all simply amazing.
Also in the good news category, this weekend I read an excellent review of a good friend’s memoir in the NY Times, here:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/10/books/review/Roach-t.html?_r=1&ref=books
I met Heather Sellers in 1994, I believe, in Wimberly, Texas, at an event featuring none other than once-Merry-Prankster and all-outstanding novelist Ken Kesey. Wimberly is a small resort town in the Hill Country, with a few restaurants/barbecue places. Heather and I went to one of them for lunch and only one other table in the cafe was occupied. I leaned over to her and whispered, “See that guy over there? That’s Ken Kesey!” I wanted to go ask for his autograph but didn’t, afraid I’d be a pill. Famous writers deserve their space, too.
This was at a conference and later Kesey took to the stage to do a Merry Prankster performance. I heard it was good. I don’t know. Heather and I sat in the bar telling stories. She’s a peach, a powerful writer, and we should all read this memoir.

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Another Reason to Hate Facebook & Twitter

Frank Rich in today’s NY Times has a good summation of the role of “social networking” in the current Most Disgusting Midterm Campaign Season Ever: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/10/opinion/10rich.html?hp
Friends (the real kind) tell me I really need to get with it, get on board, become a Facebook user. Every time I start to buckle, I read something like this. But I will add this: I used to rail against cellphones (now it’s my only phone: “Goodbye, Landline”) until feeling the smart rebuke of a friend, who said, “Bill, it’s a utility.” He’s right.
I still hate cellphones—the annoying ‘talking over each other’ effect, the annoying ability to be reached everywhere and anywhere. But I use them.

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On Witches, Thugs, and Kooks: Or a Politician Near You, With an Apology (of sorts) to Jon Stewart

I noticed two good pieces on the (embarrassing) political choices we face in less than a month, Gail Collins in the NY Times, dissecting the weirdness in Connecticut:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/10/07/opinion/07collins.html?hp, plus another piece, which includes Jon Stewart on The Daily Show having fun with Christine O’Donnell:

Since everyone seems to be apologizing to someone, I’ll apologize to Jon Stewart for dissing him, because he made me laugh out loud. You get extra points for laughter, big time.
I’ve actually seen Christy O’Donnell in some of these sound bites and I can agree that she comes across as a likable-enough airhead, but Good Lord, not for a senator. I love the “I’m not a witch. I’m you” approach. It should be a slogan for our Wacky 2010 Election. Palatino in New York comes across as a thug, Angle in Nevada as a kook, and now we have a Witch, to boot! The fact that O’Donnell hasn’t been able to handle her own finances well enough makes her seem like another Reality Show Sleaze looking to turn a pretty face into stardom. Only in this case, she’d be one of only 100 voices on legislation for our entire country.  Unfortunately, I agree that in some cases, the Democrats have put up candidates who seem only slightly better. There should be a new reality show called, “Who Wants to Be a Politician?” We could give Immunity Idols (congressional districts) to some, and others, let’s just vote them off and let them make a bad scifi movie as punishment, like Sarah Palin, who would make a good alien/human hybrid cancer that takes over a country.

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On Jon Stewart, Bob Woodward, & Rick Sanchez, et al: or Media Phonies Against Obama

So with yesterday’s news that CNN fired Rick Sanchez over his angry (actually, I heard the thing, and it was more so a Poor Pitiful Me game he was playing) rant against his own network and Jon Stewart, among others, let’s take a breath and look at several examples of an acronym I just couldn’t make work: Media Phonies Against Obama, or MPAO.
Jon Stewart, who certainly has had many funny moments on The Daily Show and tends to be at least mildly amusing, is promoting his Return to Sanity event, but is starting to smell like he’s feeding from the same trough as Glenn Beck. He condemns Obama for what he hasn’t done, when it’s clear that Obama has tried (& succeeded, in some cases, and in others, failed) to do the right thing on several fronts, but is fighting the good fight against entrenched forces. His modest attempts to improve our healthcare system are labeled “Obamacare” and attacked by well-funded Rightwing forces. In the shameless category of Disinformation, MSNBC even had a headline last week (or “deck,” the text below the headline, to be more accurate) that referred to the (completely fictional) “death panels.”
Bob Woodward was on the ABC Nightly News hawking his latest book about the inside workings of the White House, Obama’s Wars (a deceptive title if there ever was one, considering both Iraq and Afghanistan are wars Obama inherited: he’s been in office less than two years, correct?), which he slanted horribly in the soundbite with Dianne Sawyer. He focused on one quote in which Obama essentially said American can and will absorb the brunt of terrorist attacks. What would Woodward have Obama say? “We’ll crawl in a hole and hide”? Hard to do with 300 million plus population. But what was not glossed over apparently in the book is Obama’s effort to get out of Afghanistan, to resist the U.S. military’s demands for an open-ended war. Woodward obviously thought that was less important in the soundbite category than trying to slant his words. He grinned smugly as he made it seem Obama was somehow treating terrorism lightly.
Jon Stewart tends to make easy jokes about complex issues, and sure, that’s the nature of late night comedy. But I admire Obama for standing in there and trying to do the right thing, not for laughs or ratings, but because he was elected to do a difficult job in a difficult moment in history. He doesn’t tend to whine (actually, I like him best when he shows real anger) or get giggly (the way Jon Stewart does). I’m not a huge fan of his economic team, but the idea that he could somehow completely overhaul our financial system is not simply disingenuous (which it is, in part), but rather dumb/dim. Wall Street power is not mythical. Banks and investment houses have vigorously fought his modest financial reforms, but he did succeed in something. The same with health care. It may not be perfect, but it’s something in the right direction.
And yes, I’m sure the Democratic Party officials wouldn’t be keen for that as a bumper sticker phrase: Obama: Something in the Right Direction. (Of course I did have a bumper sticker that read, “Kerry/Edwards—Para un America más fuerte,” but that’s another story.) In this era of Know-Nothing politics and Tea Party idiocy, perhaps that’s what we’re left with. Something. Anything.

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Timothy Egan in the NY Times on Legalizing Marijuana, or "California Dreamin'"

After my post yesterday of the CNN editorial about the failed War on Drugs, I have to call out Timothy Egan’s excellent op-ed in this morning’s NY Times, under the witty headline “Reefer Gladness.” He even knows the person who’s the inspiration of the Coen Brother’s namesake Dude character in The Big Lebowski:

As readers of this blog will recognize, I rate Timothy Egan as one of our best nonfiction writers, and I’m hardly alone: The Worst Hard Time (2005) won the National Book Award for Nonfiction, and I’m still reading The Big Burn (2009), which seems just as good. He writes about the West, generally, but also puts those issues in a national context, makes them important for all of us.
I don’t pay much attention to California politics, but I’ll be interested to see how the vote on Prop 19 unfolds, election night.

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On HBO's "Boardwalk Empire" & the Current (New! Improved!) Prohibition

It’s two weeks into the first season of HBO’s Boardwalk Empire and I’m hooked: Being a sucker for Steve Buscemi, gangster movies/shows, and a long-time fan of The Sopranos, it’s no surprise that I like Empire, considering it’s done by Terence Winter, Sopranos writer/creator. Plus the first episode contains a line I’ve been known to toss out from time to time, “Read a fucking book” (usually this is in relation to the current trend of Know-Nothing Politics, such as the deniers of climate change and other idiocy).
Boardwalk Empire definitely makes Prohibition look glamorous, especially the first episode, with the raucous party scene. The cinematography is terrific, kind of lustrous and lush. Everything looks beautiful in that light, even some gangster getting whacked, to use a phrase.The young actor playing Jimmy, Michael Pitt, has that kind of leading-guy charm that used to be summed up with the line, “The camera loves him.” It does.
But this harking back to the Prohibition of the 1920s only underscores the futility of the Prohibition of the 2010s, that disastrous waste of time/money/lives known as The War on Drugs. Here’s an editorial that I think makes total sense, is not published in High Times, and contains all the cogent arguments for the legalization of marijuana that have been known for years, but seem to be getting more credence know, after decades of wasted time and effort. I applaud the writer, Bill Piper. It’s even in CNN, hardly a bastion of liberal thought:
http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/09/28/piper.decriminalize.pot/index.html?hpt=C2

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Review of Joseph Skibell's new novel, "A Curable Romantic"

Here’s a url to my review of Joseph Skibell’s new novel, A Curable Romantic, which appears in today’s Dallas Morning News. It’s a quick review of a rather long (nearly 600 pages in the galley edition), complicated novel.
http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/ent/books/stories/DN-bk_romantic_0926gd.ART.State.Bulldog.3343f4f.html
If I had my druthers, all book reviews would be 1,000 words long (usually my first draft), and all novels 250 pages (just long enough to be pleasing). You’d have to apply for a War and Peace Special Exception Permit, with Soviet-style multiple copies and inky stamps frowned upon by bureaucrats smoking foul-smelling cigarettes in dirty-tile offices with broken venetian blinds. You get the picture: a serious deterrent, but if you’ve got the moxie, keep on truckin’. (Rare to see that word combo.)

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Sneak Peak at Susan Orlean's new book

So in the shameless-namedropping category I have to dish that this last week I was in the company of Susan Orlean, author of The Orchid Thief (1998) and many others, not to mention being a terrific writer for The New Yorker, in which she appears regularly and has a blog on their website. I was in charge of her visit to our campus here in central Pennsylvania, which was a major headache until she arrived. All the busywork was worth it. These events are common for writing programs/English departments: she met with students, gave a reading, that kind of thing. What was different about her visit? It was drop-dead, knockout good, box-office boffo. (Many of these gigs are rather so-so.) She was funny, charming, nice, confident without being arrogant, kind to the students. In short, all the right stuff.
AND she read from a new book she has in the offing, described as “a cultural biography of Rin Tin Tin,” starting all the way back in 1918, when RTT apparently had his debut in the world. Her reading was one of the best I can remember: funny, insightful, full of zingy lines and twists of thought. She read a piece that was amazing, published in Esquire many years ago, about a ten-year-old boy. In her preamble to it, she described how the Esquire editor asked her to do a profile of the actor Macaulay Culkin. She admitted to the editor that she’d love to write for them (it was her first piece for the magazine), but wasn’t interested in the Home Alone actor (now perhaps best known for just that, Home Alone). She had some great things to say about our obsession with celebrities, and how they essentially become too “known” to make a good piece. So she proposes a piece on an average ten-year-old boy, finds one, and does it. I’ll let it speak for itself. Here’s a url:
http://www.courses.vcu.edu/ENG200-dwc/orlean.htm
As most people probably know, the film Adaptation (2002), starring Meryl Streep, Chris Cooper, and Nicholas Cage, was based (in part) on The Orchid Thief. Before Susan came I told my students we should pretend we had not read her book and only ask her questions based on the film, which is essentially totally different, just to irritate her. (See under, My sense of humor.) Of course we didn’t do that. She spent much time with the students one-on-one, visited several groups, and was open and dynamic through it all. We had dinner with her one night and she regaled us with stories of traveling to Cuba in 1989, knowing no Spanish, and having no connections there. She’s witty, clever, the real deal. And a gracious person. There should be more like her.
Watch for that Rin Tin Tin book.

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"Woman Fends Off Attacking Bear With Zucchini"

I love bear stories. Especially the kind where a plucky gal manages to fend one off with a large garden vegetable. Thanks to Natalie for sharing this one:
http://missoulian.com/news/local/article_aaae89f6-c741-11df-9ea6-001cc4c002e0.html
We have frequent bear encounters at our Colorado home, and I’ve experienced the surprise that this woman faces, when the bear rushes into her yard so quickly she barely has time to react. Your average bruin can morph from Winnie-the-Pooh into Usain Bolt in an eyeblink. They mainly ransack our bird feeders. But we love our bears, and following the old dictum, “A fed bear is a dead bear,” actually take down our feeders if the bears start to show up. Here’s a photo of one of these desperadoes in our backyard, circa 2008, menacing a soccer ball:

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On Timothy Egan's "The Big Burn," the Boulder Fires, & the Fires to Come

Living in green & leafy Pennsylvnia part of the year, and (sometimes green) & (always) gorgeous Colorado the other part of the year, I notice how forest fires seem rather abstract for the East, a dreaded reality for the West. Timothy Egan’s nonfiction novel (my usage, I’ll admit) The Big Burn (2009) is a gripping, amazing book about forest fires, American history, the West, and a portent of things to come—as was his National Book Award-winning The Worst Hard Time (2006), about the Dust Bowl of the Great Depression. Here’s a quick excerpt:
“It felt as if the town was under artillery fire, the mile-high walls of the Bitterroots shooting flaming branches onto the squat of houses in the narrow valley below. Between flareups and blowups, the hot wind delivered a continuous stream of sparks and detritus. . . . Earlier in the day, ashes had fallen like soft snow through the haze. At the edge of town, where visibility was better, people looked up and saw thunderheads of smoke, flat-bottomed and ragged-topped, reaching far into the sky” (3).
The Big Burn focuses particularly on the catastrophic fires of 1910, centering the story in Wallace, Idaho, a town that was virtually engulfed and destroyed by the flames. It has a great beginning, situating the reader (in medias res, if we want to get Latin about it) at the moment just before Wallace is about to burn to the ground, then backstepping to the history of Teddy Roosevelt and Gifford Pinchot, the first head/originator of the U.S. Forestry Service, along with other key figures such as John Muir, the robber barons of the West, and even Grover Cleveland, who helped get the Forestry Service off the ground.
The recent fires near Boulder, Colorado, are unfortunately probably a Sign of Things To Come: As temps heat up, drier weather will prevail, and the only thing that keeps Colorado—and other parts of the West—from burning every summer is the summer monsoon rains, but those can fail, as they did most recently in 2002. I was there. It was freaky. Clouds would form and pass over. Hardly any rain fell for months. I think there was a county in Eastern Colorado that recorded less than one inch of rain over a full year. The Iron Mountain Fire, in my home area of Custer County, Colorado, destroyed over 100 structures. I saw people crying in the convenience store, ready to get payback on the yahoos who started the fire by walking away from an outdoor grill (banned at that time), which was then knocked over by gusty winds. Many of these people owned homes but had no insurance. And for all those who do pay for insurance annually, it makes your rates go up if they have to pay out claims (of course insurance companies raise rates for many other reasons as well, such as price gouging/fixing, but that’s another story).
Read The Big Burn. It’s a great book.

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